Der Wienerschnitzel for lunch

Today, there were multiple errands to run at lunch so I had to get something cheap, fast, and easy!   Please keep your thoughts clean you dirty minded peeps...I decided on Der Wienerschnitzel.  I attacked there Un DER $1 menu and got a Relish Dog and a Corn Dog.  Cheap (check) Fast (less than a minute), Easy (but of course).  Mission accomplished.  3 burps and extra mustard.